This is how all rape trials should go. Especially those of people who work in the sex industry because, unfortunately, some people take their profession as consent.
Holy Crap, I’m dying! How have I never heard of The Oatmeal before today?
My future partner is probably texting their bae right now about how they’re gonna be together forever. Sike, see you in ten years bitch.
- me: when is a cute ass boy gonna love me???
- also me: BITCH I LOVE BEING ALONE I'M SUCH AN INDEPENDENT ASS BITCH WHO NEEDS A BF LMAO
i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like
if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul
427,582, 916.3
tumblr user kingofnecromancy only gets half credit because they didn’t show how they got their answer though
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